Me: It’s always nice when the person who sits next to you on the bus smells good
Me: Not quite the case today
Him: Haha that sucks. Is it curry?
Me: Curry? Ha ha no
Him: Just garbage?
Me: It’s middle aged married man smell- its a mixed smell that I have yet to pin point the separate smells. I call it the chemo smell because that’s what I reminds me of
Me: But it’s like a powdering floral mixed with something else….
Him:Haha. Smell of regret and poor life decisions
Him: And prostitutes